She certainly has her priorities straight

"So, I was planning out my life and wanted to give you a list of all the things I will be doing after the baby is born."

"OK, Darian, tell me."

"Well, first, I am going to go to fourth grade. Then, I will finish elementary school and then go to middle school. Then I have to go high school. Not junior high, right?"

"You will go to middle school; not junior high."

"OK. Then after I graduate from high school I want to buy some properties. Then I will go to college. Then after college I will get married."

"OK."

"And then I will buy some more properties. And then I will have sex and have a baby."