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"Mommy! Mommy! I just saw something on TV that I know you would love to have and we could use it together! It's called the Real Meal Oven!"

"Uh huh."

"Yeah, it's really cool! It's an oven and you can make whatever you want whenever you want! Snacks, pretzels, *cake*!"

"Um. Yeah."

"So, Mommy, can we get it?"

"Darian, we already have a real meal oven."

"We do?!!"

"Yeah. It's upstairs. It's called The Kitchen."